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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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Dad jokes

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  • iamericandre@lemmy.world
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    Damn more like a dad roast than a dad joke

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      Dad burn is a bad burn

  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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    “The children of clowns are always jokes”

  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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    His wife must really like dad jokes…

  • Agrivar@lemmy.world
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    I hope you all bowed down before the master.

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    How old are you all?

    Because that’s how many years he’s been waiting to drop that joke

  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
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    Sick burrrrrnnnnn

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    “Takes one to make one!”

  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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    The resl joke is that the dad has 4 kids.

  • AshMan85@lemmy.world
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    Savage

  • serpineslair@lemmy.world
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    The dad joke to end all dad jokes.

    • slothrop@lemmy.ca
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      deleted by creator

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        He didn’t go quite that far but that’d be one way to definitively end it.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      It devestated his children’s confidence so much that they were all the last of his bloodline, thus ending all further dads and dad jokes in that family.

      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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        One dad to rule them all

      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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        This guaranteeing the sickest dad joke burn of his entire bloodline.

  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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    He’s been sitting on that joke for at least three lifetimes.

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    Now he has made 4 dad jokes.

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    My Dad used to make jokes like this when I was still a kid and it destroyed my self-esteem. Waiting until they’re adults is important.

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    Why censor out the writer’s username? Giving credit is cool.

    Screenshot of the same tweet posted by OP, but the author's name hasn't been crossed out.

    Source

  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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    He really only fathered two kids so joke’s on him.

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