so my doubles tennis partner and i, back then two straight teenage boys, were terrible at tennis. we decided our strategy then was to get into the other team’s heads. we called each other muffin and princess (i forget who was who. i think I was muffin? it’s been so long i’ll have to ask princess. or muffin. fuck.) and we’d make sound effects every time anyone hit the ball. honestly we had so much fun fucking around when we finally won a game (it took us a few years) we were shocked.