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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5日前

For my older Millennials

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For my older Millennials

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5日前
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  • dumbass@piefed.social
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    You can get it in gell form and just lather yourself with it. It’s so good.

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      Wonder if anyone has ever had a wank with it?

  • texture@lemmy.world
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    im of that age, what would that even help with?

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Brutal hangovers

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Either pain relief or nothing, presumably 🤷

  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world
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    |:3

  • PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world
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    You be profen a vape?!

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    You be what? You be profen all night?

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      The profen the profen

      The profen the profen

      Robocop couldn’t stop me pukin’ and flushin’

      No balls to be bustin’, no fightin’, no cussin’

      Just love for a drug called I boo profen

      • linkinkampf19 🖤🩶🤍💜🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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        Nice MC Chris callback! ATHF MC Pee Pants 🤣

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    In the old days they just smoked opium like adults

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s not entirely true: a lot of children smoked opium like children.

  • hansolo@lemmy.today
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    Uh…wut?

    -Oldest Millennial

    • Sludge@sh.itjust.works
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      I just realized that older millennials are ~45. I assumed people over ~43 were gen x-ers.

    • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I SAID AN IBUPROFEN VAPE WOULD GO CRAZY AF

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        Vape? Yo, unless you smoke your shit out of a bong made from a plastic T-Rex toy, it’s not legit.

        • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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          best I can do is an ibuprofen crack pipe

  • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Make it Tylenol to level up your special interest.

    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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      Yeah I was just gonna say why not acetaminophen for the extra autism?

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    Fast track to Ménière’s disease

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You mean getting turned into a candelabra?

      Joking aside, “The cause of Ménière’s disease is unclear, but likely involves both genetic and environmental factors.[1][3][7] A number of theories exist including constrictions in blood vessels, viral infections, and autoimmune reactions.[3]”

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        My wife and her dad both have it. This is the first time I’ve heard anyone link it to ibuprofen.

        • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Maybe they were thinking of Stevens-Johnson Syndrome? That’s when you take an NSAID and then your body rejects your skin and it all starts falling off. You go from perfectly healthy to spontaneously looking like a critical burn victim in about two days.

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            Stevens-Johnson isn’t specific to nsaids, it’s been linked to lots of drugs, but more commonly certain antibiotic or anticonvulsant classes. Extremely rare though, around 5 cases in a million person-years.

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            Thanks for the new core fear bud

    • Mnem667@sh.itjust.works
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      ¿Qué?

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    I’m unfortunately back into vaping again for like the 20th time but a vape-version of one of those cold-medicine cigarettes from the early 20th of century would go hard

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      I make my own eliquid, and one of my favorite flavorings is eucalyptus menthol. Great for colds and allergies.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      So… Opium?

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