Pizza that’s been liquified in an air fryer atop a bed of pretzals
Tacos
Pizza
Just remember to set a timer
Air fryer mini pizzas, no burning, keeps it warm for a while and you can throw in some fries to go with.
Or to answer your phone/the door because your ordered out.
I just remembered I have a meme for this.

One time when I was stoned I decided cheese filled pork sausage on the BBQ was a good idea. It was not, so much grease dripped down.
Nothing happened because I follow the safety rule of keeping BBQ well away from deck railings, but it was quite the fireball.
Set a timer for everything though. I meal prep stoned sometimes and I’ve forgotten I left all my tupperware full of hot food cooling and have gone to bed, and it would end up being unsafe except my roommate saved the day that time.
Yeah, that’s probably the classic.
Celery and Peanut Butter!
Soma, a fictional drug in Aldous Huxley’s novel “Brave New World”.
I want soma that, sounds good.
Honestly poutine
With tater tots and not fries?
Came here to say the same. Great otherwise, but the perfect food when high. Or drunk.
Greek yogurt with frozen blueberries, and a glass of fruit punch!

(Tbh honestly I fuck with Thai noodles)
Kapsalon, no question
I just googled this and it looks delicious and so easy to veganise. I am so making this later.
Lucky Charms, any cereal really
Anything and everything simply wrapped up in a warmed tortilla.
I don’t generally enjoy pot, find the effect annoying not pleasant but twice in my life have had some laced with something wonderful (once, hashish, once I have no idea) and soul food is where it’s at. Beans and rice and sausage, bursting with flavor. Nothing sweet and nothing so fancy just simple and satisfying.
Chili cheese fries or carne asada fries
Gas Station food. The only kinds of people that would buy that overpriced shit.
Can confirm. Have bought a lot of overpriced gas station food while high. But boy was it delicious at the time. 🤷🏻♂️
Two bite brownies






