• essell@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Please return your seats to their full upright position and ensure your seatbelt is fastened as we begin our final approach to Epstein’s Island.

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    Sadly it’d never actually happen, because you just know that if Apartheid Pedo were actually behind the flight yoke with El Taco next to him that plane would fly straight into the ground.

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    2 months ago

    In what I assure you is a completely unrelated off-topic discussion, which is the more effective surface-to-air missile platform? The Stinger or the IGLA?

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      US military flag patches are depicted with the stars to the front of the wearer if anyone’s curious about the error.

      The flag is depicted as if carried. If worn on the right sleeve, the stars would be on the right side with the stripes flowing behind.

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          Either backpedaling away from reality, or spinning down into the k-hole. Yeah, it works

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    They love AI images of themselves because it makes them look like they do in thier heads, when the reality is that they look nothing like the things in that image.

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      Yeah at least 30lbs thinner and 10+ years younger.

      Real Trump look’s fucking rough these days. His decline can’t happen fast enough though.

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      Also in trump’s case his brain is so much cottage cheese that he actually doesn’t know whether or not an AI generated images of him is actually a real thing, only he’s just forgotten about it. Like all that magic bed stuff he was going on about, it was a pointless thing to post and it didn’t go anywhere.

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    If those two were flying, any planes, I would write my will on a napkin and put it in my coat pocket or something. But then again, I don’t think I have to say crash the plane that they’ll be anything left.

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    2 months ago

    These two as pilots, a brand new Boeing aircraft built to their exacting standards, and a large stretch of uninhabited desert is all anyone needs for a good time.

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    Musk said his first efforts weren’t worth it for him.

    So my guess is that they will do it again with the voting machines and then split up after the mid-terms

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    My first thought was the flag patch, then “get your hands off the fucking panel”, then “why is his knee there”