Gonna see if i can cross over to the apartment opposite me by not looking down. This could be a miracle for transportation!
I thought about it, but I think that’s powered by not knowing you’re in the air. The fall is triggered by the realization that you aren’t on the ground, not the action of l looking down. I’m just a layman though. A comic physicist can correct me if they want.
To me this is an open question, gonna try tomorrow and report back.
A comic physician could draw a bridge under ya
If that doesn’t work let’s try next floating while following the smell of a pie.
The possibilities for actuality are enormous here!
I’m lasooing the moon closer, so I can climb on and get away from this place.
Standing in air and looking down for a sec
Probably don’t want to look down.
Nah, no worries. I can’t die, I’ll just make huge human shaped hole and crawl out of it hurt.
Phone call someone and during the split screen physically jump into their side of the call.
Going through all the ways that I can die, just so I can restructure myself back together like anew.
This depends on whether it’s permanent or transitory. I don’t want to be half-way through a stunt…
I don’t think anyone has mentioned buying some invisible paint!
Cut down a tree by standing on a branch and cutting the branch from the tree.
Launching out of a cannon and floating to safety at the end by opening a very small umbrella.
And have it drift where hurricanes hit hardest.
Alternatively, with some help:
So it can float away from Canada and Mexico.
I’m gonna sneak up behind you, and…
MEEP! MEEP!
What’s stopping you from doing that anyway?
Currently, people just get startled and upset. In the other world, their head will be stuck in the ceiling, which will be hilarious.
I’m going to Costco and buying a palette of bananas.
I can probably cut my commute time by 80% and sow mass chaos in the process.
Now THAT’S Ludacris.
Is painting with bananas a cartoon thing I’m not familiar with?
no, palette like the wooden frame thing
and the bananas are for mariokart purposes
Sticking my finger in the barrel of a cops gun so it blows up in their face.
Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.
tunnel through things using paint
I’m gonna get a stupidly-hot wife despite being a fat layabout piece of shit with a clear neurological condition.
I guess that’s not really physics related, so I’ll also add “gracefully float towards delicious food on a wafting scent trail”. I could toss a burger down a canyon and use the scent trail to lower myself down safely. Like a Portal gun, but for fat layabout pieces of shit with clear neurological conditions 👍
