FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 days agoWho should I call about the delusional man on my TV screen?message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareWho should I call about the delusional man on my TV screen?FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 days agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squarethatsTheCatch@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoCall the police. Then realise the TV is off, and you’re seeing yourself reflected in the black screen holding a banana to your ear. Write down “I am awake” in your journal again
Call the police. Then realise the TV is off, and you’re seeing yourself reflected in the black screen holding a banana to your ear. Write down “I am awake” in your journal again