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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

Who should I call about the delusional man on my TV screen?

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Who should I call about the delusional man on my TV screen?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago
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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Ghostbusters

  • thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz
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    7 days ago

    Call the police. Then realise the TV is off, and you’re seeing yourself reflected in the black screen holding a banana to your ear. Write down “I am awake” in your journal again

  • fakasad68@lemmy.ml
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    Shoot your TV

  • folaht@lemmy.ml
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    One delusional man?
    I see dozens of them on my TV screen!
    Get out of politics, ya crooks!

  • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
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    The tv isnt on.

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