Dr. Perky is Food Lion’s own-brand Dr Pepper knockoff. Knock-off cereal and soda names are the best. Prongles were real, but apparently more of a gag product co-packed by a board game company.
Not all off-brands and discount stuff is good, but trying some and finding which one is, is the price for saving money.
And besides, people can’t act like a fucking Coca-Cola sommelier, coke pepsi discount or whatever, it’s basically all the same.
Dr. Perky is Food Lion’s own-brand Dr Pepper knockoff. Knock-off cereal and soda names are the best. Prongles were real, but apparently more of a gag product co-packed by a board game company.
Dude, generic soda goes flat as your walking out of the store. As soon as you think about buying it, it loses its carbonation.
Never had that experience. Your local bottlers sound like they suck though.
Add some baking soda and a splash of vinegar to recarbonate.
☝️ this person carbonates
Just use alka seltzer…
Not Dr. Thunder!
That’s an EXCELLENT out of context exclamation 😄
Right? “This bitch reeks of fiscal responsibility and informed procurement” is a wild take.
OP even paid for X premium pro+ or whatever
That’s the reddest flag
I couldn’t date someone that gives money to the richest piece of shit in the world just to have a blue icon nearby his username
Not all off-brands and discount stuff is good, but trying some and finding which one is, is the price for saving money. And besides, people can’t act like a fucking Coca-Cola sommelier, coke pepsi discount or whatever, it’s basically all the same.