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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 days ago

This bathroom is astonishing.

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This bathroom is astonishing.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 days ago
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    I mean what the hell. I totally get wanting to shower in some fancy cave, which it would achieve if it wasnt in the midde of a huge bathroom, with carpet on the far end and gigantic panoramic windows so the whole neighbourhood can see your junk.

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    Oh high neighbors! Oh my Johnson is just a little dirty! That’s all!

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    This person doesn’t believe in having a place where “the sun don’t shine.”

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    Carpet?

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    Why is there a empty vase on the front side and a plant pot around the carpeted side?

    Where do you even get ‘into’ this abomination.

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    That cup is probably there so the owner can rehydrate from all the sex he’s having in that pussy-magnet of a shower.

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    If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn’t rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I’m going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.

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    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      With someone talking about waffle stomping, it’s definitely load bearing.

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      Load-bearing shower lmao… also take a look at that trip hazard vase in the shower!

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        I think, there’s a glass pane behind that vase…

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    Sorry but the Carpet is a no go. Bad design.

    It can earn some points back if the Candelabra being pulled opens the door from the outside and it pushes open from the inside.

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      No, it calls the showervator if it’s currently on another floor.

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      Don’t worry I’m sure if the drain gets clogged that handy HVAC vent on the floor will take care of the problem!

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      Come on!

      It has to open the secret passage behind the painting and towel rail!

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    It looks super cool and aesthetically pleasing!

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    > No blinds on the windows

    > Head-to-ankle glass windows in the shower

    > Even if you installed blinds for privacy, there are like six separate small windows whose blinds you’d have to close

    por

    quoi

    Edit: And there’s randomly carpeting in the back like you suddenly ran out of money for the tile. This is feeling like a Zillow gone wild and McMansion crossover.

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      It’s also all ugly as hell IMO. Like someone having a dream about how cool it would be to have a central shower but didn’t think it through and just started building.

      Italian showers (I guess you could shoehorn this into that category? Maybe?) are awesome, but this is just so bad.

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      Could be tinted windows.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      I think this person is a nudist.

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        Everyone’s a nudist in the shower except for the never-nudes.

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        Exhibitionist, even.

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    Is it good? No. But like, I don’t hate it. I do hate that it’s too small to fit two people in though

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      Have you tried using butter? I could definitely fit between 6 and 12 people in that shower, depends on how much physical trauma is acceptable.

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      Look at this guy here with a partner to share the shower with. Stop bragging!!!

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    Looks like they let their 10yo vomit on the walls of that thing.

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    It looks like a TSA body scanner.

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