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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 days ago

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  • probablymissing@lemmy.world
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    editors are bloat, manually flip the bits you want with your HANDS like a REAL programmer

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      Relevant xckd

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    Correct me if I’m wrong, but initial news about it serving malicious updates were false. You never got anything malicious thru updates, neither was the exe file/installer tampered with. The worst they actually did was redirect you to a fake site when pressing download, where the malicious file was distributed. GitHub and signed versions were never affected. What’s also interesting is that the attacker selectively redirected people, not all of them. I always installed n++ using Ninite, so I’m in the clear.

    The whole thing seems blown out of proportions. The amount of affected people is likely very small.

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    Everybody gangsta til XZ Utils gets an update

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    Upstream infrastructure was compromised. Implying it’s a fault with Notepad++ fault is disingenuous. What OSS maintainer is going to think, “I need to pick a hosting provider that’s not going to get hacked by the Chinese government”? Unless your favorite editor is being hosted on infrastructure hardened against state level hackers, it’s not any better.

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      Did you not read the part about n++ not changing/rotating credentials? I think there’s enough blame to go around.

      • Ethan@programming.dev
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        I did not because the only part I actually cared about was the bullshit clickbait title.

        • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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          outstanding

      • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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        They also weren’t doing any kind of SSL verification for the download request, nor were they doing any kind of hash verification or signing. The former would have prevented a redirect attack in the first place, and the latter would have prevented downloaded files from being modified or swapped out.

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    ?

    • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      ?

      • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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        ¿

  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    me reading this title and being transported to LiveJournal in 2005

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    vim is all i need and is all i’ll ever need.

    • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      vim is for people who want to see the file they are editing

    • Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.world
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      Emacs* is bloatware

      Vims just bloat on ed

      ed is the only answer.

      Our true salvation

      *being an acronym for “Eight Megabytes And Currently Swapping”

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        You can’t spare 8 meg? I have games that want 8 gig

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          I have 16 Megs of RAM. I’m not going to waste 50% of it on a damn text editor.

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    eMacs wasn’t compromised!

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    deleted by creator

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    What about nano? Is it OK to choose a safe middle ground? I mean with ed I could just as well use butterflies.

    BTW, notepad++ is popular on Windows. That’s the sort of software what gets hijacked.

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      I love nano, if only because nano means child in my language, and as slang it’s more or less equivalent to “bro”

      Bro, please I need to edit my docker compose.

      I know it’s only funny for me. That’s enough

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        What’s the language?

        • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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          Valencian

          https://diccionari.llenguavalenciana.com/general/consulta/nano

    • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      depends,
      do you want to edit the textfile, or nanodit it?

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        I actually prefer to microdit.

        • Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.world
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          I spend several hours cursing the creators of Golang for making their language so annoying to compile on anything but the most common architectures.

          Then I realised I could compile micro-2.14 with gcc-go…

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      Vim and Emacs are popular in ultra critical environments, and as far as we know they aren’t compromised by any intelligence agency.

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        but I like nano!

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          I used to like nano too. Then I found micro.

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            Yeah micro is my go to these days when i just want a terminal editor that does require me to learn a whole new system for something I’ve been doing most of my life

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          nano likes you too. But real h4x0rs use vim. Or emacs if they have 40 fingers.

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            You operate better in Emacs if you touch type, but you should learn to touch type if you work in an editor a lot

            You rarely need to hold more than crtl, shift and a character, and you have ctrl and shift both sides of the keyboard so it’s easy

            Meta is toggled in the default configuration tap it then do whatever key combinations.

            Ctrl+g cancels partly complete commands

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            I have – were I more artistically talented – often wanted to create graphics and stickers for Emacs utilizing the noble octopus.

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            nano good for idiot. me stupid. me nano for edit config file. nano not scary to leave, nano tell you exactly how!

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              You know, I know the command to leave is written every time emacs is opened, but it confuses me every time.

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              Thank you for not only the laughter this morning but also for perfectly explaining why I always go for nano.

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                you nice to me. me thank.

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            im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

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              I’m pretty sure someone already did a Morse IME that could be used for that.

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              im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

              Yes. They call it “Evil Mode”.

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                lol, but evil is vim keybinds. i was thinking of something more like morse code with one key

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          nano’s great

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    Would anybody be around to notice if it was?

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    altr the only book i own on text editing

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      Great book, I still occasionally use its “glass teletypes” when referring to screens

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