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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

The cops pay Anon a visit

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The cops pay Anon a visit

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world
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    And if you use BitLocker, do NOT backup your recovery key to the cloud!

    https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-reportedly-turned-over-bitlocker-encryption-keys-to-the-fbi-2000713550

    Print out out, give it to a friend, don’t mention it via electronic means (email, text, Snapchat, YouTube, and so on…)

    • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t print it. Your previous prints are easily retrievable

    • JPAKx4@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      I think I’ve heard if you have a Microsoft account it automatically gets backed up

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      And if you use BitLocker, don’t!

      • quips@slrpnk.net
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        2 days ago

        What is a better windows alternative?

        • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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          Linux.

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            I said for Windows not linux

            • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              You did say “windows alternative”, not “alternative for windows”

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                Excuse me grammar police I didn’t know

        • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Veracrypt

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      Even better is to memorize it.

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        Hide it in a poem in a leather bound book at the end of a trap-filled dungeon.

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          Hide it in a book in a buried chest on a minecraft world 5000 blocks from spawn.

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            Unironically not a terrible idea. Who tf would check your minecraft for irl keys. Could probably have a library in a world just full. Probably isnt encrypted though. Probably just plain text in a game file on your drive somewhere

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              I stole from someone else that hid the urls of porn sites in a chest when he was a kid. Think it was pretty old, probably on Reddit, learned about it maybe 2 years ago. I don’t know anything about encryption or protecting sensitive information, certainly not of this nature, but it could potentially work. Would be quite a few chests full if anon is doing something with a lot of intricate details.

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                you what? lol

                • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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                  Yeah, fair enough reaction, does sound insane when I think about it lol

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          I’ll hide it at the end of my mix tape.

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          Now when you say a trap-filled dungeon. What exactly do you mean?

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            nothing incriminating, your honour, just some harmless pranks such as water buckets above the doors.

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              I don’t think that’s the kind of trap they were alluding to…

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                Oh, I got that, I just refuse to entertain the possibility.

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                  Y’know what, fair enough.

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          Ill be honest, this is clearly the best idea out there for passwords safety

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