Agent 99 . . . wait, make that agent 69.
Popplers
the SET creature in egyptian mythology, nobody know what it is supposed to be. demon meat, since inuyasha has made it popular of eating demons on demon crimes.
dragon meat?
Animals are individuals. Individuals must always be treated as ends, never as means. The question, though intended to be lighthearted, reflects a vast and unexamined cruelty and the moral acceptance of unspeakable violence.
I’m pretty sure everyone is being tongue-in-cheek talking about eating Winnie the Pooh, and is aware it’s not morally acceptable to actually do so.
An actual bear would be more controversial, but that’s not this thread.
Doesn’t really relate to anything I said.
Oompaloompas.
Willy Wonka had to literally rescue them and protect them to keep them from being eaten because they’re so delicious.
Yeah sure, let’s trust some candy oligarch that won’t spent a bent penny on any safety measures for his factory.
I am sure some slaver has used the savage cannibalism story to justify their ends too…
probably between a dwarf, smurf hybrid?
The Geico Gecko
Save you the effort: he tastes like chicken. Maybe really lean, dry chicken.
Noodleflys from Rain World. They obviously taste like noodles.
obviously The Kraken
Is it better baked, or deep-fried? I’m going with breaded and deep-fried, because almost everything is better that way. Except grapes.
Breaded and deep-fried like calamari but you get one big piece.
Skeever tail.
God
Slig from Dune.
Jackalope. Winged jackalope
Unicorns.
Okja from the movie Okja. Super pigs would presumably produce super pork.
It’s a capitalist hellscape, so probably barely edible but so cheap it doesn’t matter (I’m sure the company will say it’s delicious).
