It’s a nice potato, but…
You mean, your partner used to work in a potato factory . . . until you ratted him out for stealing company property.
THEY MAKE THEM IN FACTORIES?!
My whole life has been a lie!
Just wait until you find out where peaches come from
Peaches come from a can!
How do they get in said can?
They get put there by a man!
Are you sure it’s always a man?
It’s just one man. His name is Fred. He works 24/7/365.
They were put there by a man!
In a factory downtown.
And if I had my little way
You’d all be gay?
we’d eat each other’s peaches everyday

Ah, the ol’ Potatoe factory. Or as I like to call it Ireland…
her partner’s feed
“Guys, I’ve been bringing buttatoes home to my girlfriend for a week and now I see this…”
Then turns them upside down, tilts a liitle send it to his mates as 'tato boobs hehehe’
I just think they’re neat.
I’ll put it with the Leader beans
That’s an ass
This is the most Idaho thing I’ve ever seen.
Scrotatoes
This dude is the reason why nobody else can be romantic with potatoes. He steals all the hearts.
He’s a Phantom Thief!

Kali maa…








