I refuse to defenestrate myself!
I’ll just
kill -9the fire.Sudo cd ~/Home/Front-door
death is preferable than using Windows.
Least radicalized Linux user
I am disappointed that not one person has used the word “defenestrate” yet.
Defenestrate: The act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
This is a word that has started more than one war: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration
I love breaking windows!
fuck that, I’ma dual boot and bounce.
My house only has xwindows for that reason.
I don’t understand? Can someone explain?
Linux users hate using Windows.
(Windows users also hate using Windows, tho, so it’s not an exclusive club)
Alright thanks bro
But you know, one can really just use a Wayland window.
wat
never happen
no windows here.
just rescue pendrives with live linux, or other computers to ssh in from to put out the fire.
The style of interface invented at Xerox PARC in 1973 (and almost certainly used by you if you’re viewing this on a Linux computer) is called WIMP, for “Windows, Icons, Menus, Pointer.” Microsoft just stole the name.
Ah shit, I can’t get through the blue screens!
I’m a big fan of Linux and still this made me lol
We need to be able to mock ourselves and this is certainly one of the funniest so far.
Windows users when they’re chased by lions in the African savannah and the only way to survive is attempting to ride a gnu:
