Young and Asian.

I like both. But I know I’m in the minority. That’s why everyone stares at me when I’m deepthroating whole stalks at the grocery store.

Pube muncher all day!

shaft is the best part

Pubes, but I don’t like when they get stuck between my teeth.

Only kind I like is cheesy and very, very wet. Notably broccoli cheddar soup.

I prefer the pubes, but the stalk has a place if it’s the right size.

As long as it is roasted in salt and olive oil, the whole thing is good

Well not the whole shaft. I don’t do this for a living

Pubes are the best but the whole thing is good. Steamed, anyway. Keep the cold ones away.

I like to go back and forth between this and good carrot.

prefer the pubes but I’ll nibble on the shaft

Bit of both

Pubes

neither, as long as we’re still talking about broccoli