I literally know someone like this…
I literally know someone like this…
Instructions unclear. I now have one leg if pants lodged in the toilet bowl and one leg still in my ass. I’m scared to flush


Congrats, that’s really was pure shit.
This took me so long to get, I think I might be one of you.
Yeah, kinda. But, it’s far righties that jizz over capitalism the most. Trump’s such a good businessman. He will run the country great, it’s a business after all.
A recent discovery might suggest that we happen to be in a big void, and that a great amount of the universe is much much denser than where we are or what we have observed. If true, Big Crunch time bby


Get your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)
What do you mean? What cuss word? What does it say?!?
Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll


Spill the dmtee


Ice cream causes drowning. Just look at both numbers increase every summer
Wow that’s hot 🥵


And the next plague is upon us.
“Do have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mustafa? He died for our sins, and those of his only begotten son.”
You’re correct, but that wasn’t the conversation. I didn’t say only organic, and I said machines and algorithms don’t. You chimed in just to get that “I’m right” high, and you are the problem with internet interactions.


I have a pen
Machines and algorithms don’t have emergent properties, organic things like us do.
I know the solution