• mineralfellow@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

    “You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No.”

    He continued “Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No.”

    “Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No.”

    “But ya fuck one goat…”

  • EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Great things, like… checks notes the Dow… checks notes going up? WHY ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING?

    Bitch, we’re laughing at you going through your notebook like it’s a Choose Your Own Adventure.

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    We do not care about the major things Trump did right now. We want to focus on the… minor ones.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Okay then, yes Hitler brought Germany out of the depression but he also started a war that killed something like 80 million people and also kicked off a fucking genocide.

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    Someone needs to draw her like crawker from fairly odd parents “the WOKE LEFT wont even talk about how great trump is”

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    Republican psychological projection is like two black holes orbiting each other until one day they collide and merge.

    Its now happening so quickly that their accusations are occurring in their own actions they’re accusing others of (like Bondi deflecting by bitching and lying about deflecting).

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    STUPID Libtards wanting to know if the US President had Sex with Children!

    -LITERALLY Republicans!

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    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The only thing that matters to his base is that he’s a manifestation of their racism.

    As long as he’s doing what racists love, they won’t mind if they came into their house and fucked their wifes and kids.

    Few might get disgusted for a while, but hey, their prayer to not see any brown people at work tomorrow might get answered. So that’s a win.

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      Why answer other peoples’ difficult questions when you can just answer your own much easier (and already prepared) questions?

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    So, basically what it sounds like she’s implying, is that Trump should be allowed to rape children, because of all the great things he’s done?