Can’t have conservative voters without stupid people.
The GOP is well aware of that.
The smugness of her smile. Fuck this lady. She’ll go on to make life difficult for others for the next sixty years.
If I recall correctly, her mother is also a proud Karen.
Aw yisss I started a cult and speak for my god, A minuses here I come
- find x in the following equation:
X^2 - 6x + 5 = 0
- God said 3.
I think I’m converting to pannumerism.
1 * 0 = 0 = 1 *2 (1*0) / 0 = 0 = (2*0) / 0 1 = 2(/jk, this is why we don’t divide by zero)
An old joke:
In a Catholic school:
“Johnny, tell us, how does electricity make a bulb work?”
“Through God’s help!”
“Good, A for you.”
It’s now a reality in the US.
Allah said 42.
If I have to choose a hyper-authoritarian and genocidal deity†, I’m gonna go with the one who recognizes Douglas Adams as the prophet he so clearly was.
† which I don’t, so I don’t.
Bonus points! You even showed your work!
Back in my day, we had to be academic and professional. If you didn’t respond to the prompt, you would fail.
Kids are so coddled and babied all the way to adulthood. Thank god they have AI to make their lives better. /s
Florida allows magic Sky Daddy to be citable.
Queue new religions of climate change, transexuals, socialism, etc.
My God says climate change is real and you have to respect my religion.
No, Not like that!
So just pastafarianism?
If the assignment is asking for facts and evidence to support your position, and you come back with “Well, it’s in the Bible, so it must be true”…sorry Sunshine, you fuckin’ failed.
And what what’s her name said wasn’t even really in the Bible. (Or at least she provided no actual citation to that effect.)
Worse, y’know what is in the Bible?
“Women, shut up.”. 1Tim2, 1Cor14, etc.
(Paul was a dick. And it’s even worse if you go to the Bronze Age bits…)
How are they not bored. Same fuckin story, same half baked moral lessons for the last 2k years or whatever they claim.
Sometimes the Christian radio station by my house cuts through whatever I was listening to and it’s always some bored ass, monotone, what I assume to be white guy droning on about the kingdom that awaits.
Like everything else today it’s just a grift.
Stick some pretty 20 something white girl in front of a camera advocating for god in the face of those godless immigrant communists who control higher education. Instant Faux News interviews, do the podcast and YouTuber rounds, bonus points if she is already an influencer… it’s just easy money.
I bet a few believe it, most just back her up because she’s white, Christian and playing in their team.
There are no morals or ideals on the right, just grifts.
Scientists have determined that the universe was created by- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD -bang
It’s a liability to hire people educated in Florida
If they’re a theology major, they should be allowed. 🤷♂️
I used to teach community college sociology. My mostly-millennial students were largely evangelicals, and even they knew better than to cite the Bible in a college-level social science class.
So… hearsay that was written down hundreds of years after the fact, then edited and translated repeatedly, is fair game?
This case is worse than that. The student didn’t even cite the actual bible. No verses quoted, nothing. They mostly quoted right-wing talking points.
Sounds targeted at assignments in biology and in particular Evolution. If they still mention that in the classroom.
And god said “do not believe in me for I am a fraud” and so they stopped believing and it was good.
