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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoSame thing but with room for having sex. Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid.
minus-square5too@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid. Seems unconventional, but you do you! (Or the desk…)
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoOkay, but after that, can we go over the plan please? I brought the map and everything.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoHey, would you please text me when you’re done with the boinky doinky? Your adventure sounds pretty cool and I’m down.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoAs long as you get the desk’s consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoAlso, don’t forget to tighten her up once in a while.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoYou must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoCouch? Ew, no! That’s disgusting. But a nice sexy desk…there’s a world of possibility. I’m a fan of 1950s heavy wooden teacher’s desks myself. Thicc.
Same thing but with room for having sex. Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid.
Seems unconventional, but you do you! (Or the desk…)
Okay, but after that, can we go over the plan please? I brought the map and everything.
Hey, would you please text me when you’re done with the boinky doinky? Your adventure sounds pretty cool and I’m down.
As long as you get the desk’s consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
Also, don’t forget to tighten her up once in a while.
You must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.
Couch? Ew, no! That’s disgusting. But a nice sexy desk…there’s a world of possibility. I’m a fan of 1950s heavy wooden teacher’s desks myself. Thicc.