Instead of rushing to the most extreme option ask yourself if the 1st and 3rd urinals are occupied which one would you use? I’m finishing explaining the joke so I’ll just leave you with this, if you make the changes the original commenter suggested, there isn’t a joke anymore. It’s just Picard counting urinals.
I have definitely used urinals shoulder to shoulder in places where there was little choice, like an airport.
Right, but that’s the funny thing about jokes. They don’t need to be 100% accurate to be funny.
Yeah, but jokes do work better when grounded in truth. Are there seriously people out there who will just piss themselves if 1,3, and 5 are occupied?
It takes ~21 seconds to piss. I’ll wait for an opening.
And if there are no dividers, I’ll wait for a stall.
Instead of rushing to the most extreme option ask yourself if the 1st and 3rd urinals are occupied which one would you use? I’m finishing explaining the joke so I’ll just leave you with this, if you make the changes the original commenter suggested, there isn’t a joke anymore. It’s just Picard counting urinals.