A perfect fit for can also be a lose fit.
So lose fitting she loosed it!
The prince just wanted an excuse to touch every woman in the kingdom’s feet.
Clothing and shoes sucked until ~2010
Because it’s made out of fucking glass.
Because it’s not a basketball shoe?
MFW my ankles break and I get dunked on by Cinderella as she flies through the air in a full-on baroque ball gown, hemline of her hitched-up dress in one hand, basketball palmed in the other, on her way to shatter the backboard, and with it, my reputation and esteem.
Slipper does exactly what it says on the tin.
Fuck that dude on the right.
I’d totally fuck that dude on the left
And the guy in the middle
Good point
Jim Breuer. MAGA trash
Oh no. Not Jim.
My right, your right or their right?
Actually, you’re right. My right, right?
Fuck it, no time. Fucking them all
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