• ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Give it another year and when they press 2 they’ll get an angry voice yelling at them in English that “'MURICA IS AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY AND ALWAYS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE!! LEARN A REAL LANGUAGE OR GET OUT, LOSER!!”

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      7 days ago

      “your location and identification has been noted. Please find the nearest exterior environment and lay down on your stomach. Government help is on the way.”