Edit~ While you are taking a shower.
No edit. Bad smell? Drink more water. /jk
You do you but I’ll never have showerpissers under my roof.
As much as I hate splashback, I just cannot agree with this. Even if it’s while I’m already showering… ain’t no way. Why can’t so called “modern” housing just invent a decent bathroom for humans with dicks? How is it that I can piss without concern at a fucking Dave & Busters but in the privacy of my own home, I always have to try not to piss on the floor by accident? Seriously, this shit can’t be that hard to figure out.
My mother in law used the old English saying to explain an uptight / unfun person “they don’t even pee in the shower” in conversation. My mother was incredulous “WHAT? People pee in the shower?!” the other dozen people in the room were like “um, yeah, that’s normal” and she instantly thought we were all gross, and then switched to being extremely called out. That was a fun Christmas
I prefer not to get piss on my legs, but you do you!
Wide stance? Pop a squat? Immediately wash any spillage?
I guess if I didn’t have a dick aka piss gun I’d probably agree.
Truly a showerthought. Not a good one but it involves showering.
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
Top tip: turn the water on.
drink more water and it won’t. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.
Some foods/drugs can make it stink no matter what. For example i can always tell when I’ve had caffeine as it has a distinct smell in my urine.
Asparagus would like to speak with you.
I eat asparagus like once a month. Do people eat it everyday or something?
It’s better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss.
It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.
It’s all true!
OP probably washes their hands with toilet water after they piss in the shower.
Only if I’m at your mom’s house.
Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I’m actually showering at the time, I’d much rather use the toilet than the shower.
Yeah I guess to clarify I mean when you are showering.
Yeah. Keeping the shower on when you piss on the toilet seems wastefull.
nobody puts their bare feet in the toilet. eww.
It’s called a p trap for a reason
Plumbers knew what was up
Not every way. The noise is worse
Of course it is, if you enjoy the scent of hot steamy piss.
I stay very hydrated so it doesn’t smell
