please touch meplease touch my.butt
In the interests of Linux commands generally being short abbreviations, I suggest “pls”.
Or icanhaz
Try “Bruh”
Bruh shutdown
gooby pls
I’ll fuckin’ do it again, ayuck!
As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use “bitch”.
bitch poweroffbitch rm -rf /
Life pro tip: good manners make it easier to get what you want
alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"please shutdown; thanksalias sudo fucking
fucking systemctl restart firewalld.service
fucking shutdown
Reminds me of my favorite command line utility.
Kind stranger; you made my day
please rm -rf /*
For me, it’s “pwease” because I like that sub relationship.
User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.
The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. “How can I get around these security filters that won’t let me include ‘sudo’ in my command injection…?”
This is something I’ve been doing since before AI, so it’s not that… but yeah.
