please touch meplease touch my.butt
In the interests of Linux commands generally being short abbreviations, I suggest “pls”.
Try “Bruh”
Bruh shutdown
Or icanhaz
gooby pls
I’ll fuckin’ do it again, ayuck!
Life pro tip: good manners make it easier to get what you want
ACTUAL good advice?! Is that even allowed here??
alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"please shutdown; thanksalias sudo fucking
fucking systemctl restart firewalld.service
fucking shutdown
Reminds me of my favorite command line utility.
Kind stranger; you made my day
As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use “bitch”.
bitch poweroffbitch rm -rf /For me, it’s “pwease” because I like that sub relationship.
User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.
please rm -rf /*
robm@homebox ~$ please su [sudo] password for robm: robm is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. “How can I get around these security filters that won’t let me include ‘sudo’ in my command injection…?”
This is something I’ve been doing since before AI, so it’s not that… but yeah.
I doubt, there isn’t much of a need for additional ways to obfuscate commands.
(base64 -d <<< 'ZWNobyAic3RvcCBydW5uaW5nIHJhbmRvbSBjb21tYW5kcyB5b3UgZmluZCBvbmxpbmUi')
alias srsly="sudo !!"Nah. Fuck being polite to computers. It’s an object and I own it. I’ll shoot it the instant it expresses any level of personhood.
I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias
Just aliased it to “Computer,” so it feels more like Star Trek
will probably continue typing sudo tho
