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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Pastors gather in Oval Office to ‘pray for Donald Trump’ amidst Iran War

www.pakistantoday.com.pk

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Pastors gather in Oval Office to ‘pray for Donald Trump’ amidst Iran War

www.pakistantoday.com.pk

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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Pastors Pray for Trump in Oval Office Amid Iran War - Pakistan Today
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A group of Christian pastors gathered in the Oval Office to pray for President Trump, highlighting the administration's focus on faith in governance amidst the Iran War.
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    Isn’t there an AI photo or video just like this from a year ago? I must be having a stroke, what is real anymore?

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    That is quite a collection of utterly useless and evil morherfuckers.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Sure pray for the devil. He gets a huge kick out of it

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    Apparently religious leaders love fucking and killing children.

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    could really use a Judas right now…

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      so in american sign language, i learned that the sign for “up yours buddy” and the sign for “new jersey” are the same, which just kind of feels right.

      the surprising thing was to see our boy Tom here telling the J-dog “New JerseyUp Yours Buddy” at the last supper

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      there’s one in the middle of the photo

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    I hope they pray for justice to be done, and are close enough to Trump to be hit by the lightning bolt.

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    By their own definitions every single one of those people is going straight downstairs

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    Absolutely disgusting.

  • SabinStargem@lemmy.today
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    I am praying for Satan to collect his due. Preferably by tomorrow morning, in the guise of cheese burgers.

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    https://youtu.be/gMPAHL4K-FA

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    Imagine if you could just set a couple hungry grizzlies loose in there and barricade all the exits, a lot of problems would be gone overnight.

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      Or, you know, drop a few bombs. Seems to be all the rage these days.

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    The Greasy Orange Antichrist actually thinks they are praying to him. And they might as well be. They are all complete and total fucking frauds.

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      They’re craven lunatics so they absolutely fucking are just praying to him.

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    “Lord, please send some brain for this man, he needs it urgently.”

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      “Show us a sign you are hearing us”

      You know that 6 seconds later he laid an epic fudgee in his pants.

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    Oh, for a second I thought this was a moment of proteat from the religious community, like “we’ll pray for you, you lost soul”. Silly of me.

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    My god is better than your god

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