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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Pastors gather in Oval Office to ‘pray for Donald Trump’ amidst Iran War

www.pakistantoday.com.pk

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Pastors gather in Oval Office to ‘pray for Donald Trump’ amidst Iran War

www.pakistantoday.com.pk

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Pastors Pray for Trump in Oval Office Amid Iran War - Pakistan Today
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A group of Christian pastors gathered in the Oval Office to pray for President Trump, highlighting the administration's focus on faith in governance amidst the Iran War.
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    By their own definitions every single one of those people is going straight downstairs

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    Absolutely disgusting.

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    I am praying for Satan to collect his due. Preferably by tomorrow morning, in the guise of cheese burgers.

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    https://youtu.be/gMPAHL4K-FA

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    Imagine if you could just set a couple hungry grizzlies loose in there and barricade all the exits, a lot of problems would be gone overnight.

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      Or, you know, drop a few bombs. Seems to be all the rage these days.

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    The Greasy Orange Antichrist actually thinks they are praying to him. And they might as well be. They are all complete and total fucking frauds.

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      They’re craven lunatics so they absolutely fucking are just praying to him.

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    “Lord, please send some brain for this man, he needs it urgently.”

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    Oh, for a second I thought this was a moment of proteat from the religious community, like “we’ll pray for you, you lost soul”. Silly of me.

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    My god is better than your god

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    Maybe they’re praying for God to take him, like right now.

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      I know I am.

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    Oh lord give us money and people to abuse.

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    To pray for Trump to suddenly grow a conscience, right???

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    It’s nice to think that, if there’s a Hell, all those fuckers are headed there.

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      Sadly, there ain’t. Justice is entirely our responsibility.

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        One that we’re slacking on as a world, apparently.

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    Lol where are the clowns?

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      Wearing $10000 suits.

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      https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 24%3A24&version=KJV

      For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

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        It’s maddening, because it’s very fucking obvious, and these imbecilic rubes reliably fall for it, every goddamn time, hook, line, and sinker.

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          A lot of clergy know they’re lying. The money and perks are good.

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            I’m putting those types into the “malicious actors/false prophets” category. My point is that an absolute shitload of “devout Christians” fall for their bullshit too, in addition to orangeboi.

            And, of course, the response is invariably “oh, goodness, we didn’t know, we were fooled!” But why the fuck not? There are entire fucking sections in your imaginary friend book that talk about literally this exact fucking thing.

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              It would behoove the Christian community to recall Jesus (real or not) was born in Palestine, and ethnically Jewish who said he came to fulfill the law, not abolish it (and also that he’s not the reincarnated Moshe, nor of the correct lineage, biblically) to be the Jewish Messiah, whether he’s the Christian Messiah or not; and then to study the actual reasoning behind Jewish law (but that’s like saying I should be able to thrive on CO² according to evolution, it may happen if the species survives long enough). Not the crazy exclusionary Rabbi who think antizionists are part of the “bad” Erev Rav, either; and that’s as likely as evangelicals studying Jewish law. 🤷‍♀️

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