And the most fragile snowflake
Men who have to affirm to others that they are an “alpha male” or “sigma male” couldn’t be further from the image they want others to think of them as.
Also, Andrew Tate is a colossal pussy who converted his home in Romania into a bunker with security cameras displayed in a panic room (the whole house being a panic room.
He’s also a very shitty MMA fighter as evidence by his first and only fight in MMA since becoming famous (infamous?).
He’s literally nothing that he advertises himself as, except when be used to openly advertise himself as a human trafficker and a rapist.
Alpha software needs a Dev jail, just like alpha males need a real jail.
When men refer to themselves as alpha males all i see is insecurity.
Did you know that alphas have low penetrating power?
…Why are you looking at that Andrew Tate picture again? I’m talking about nuclear radiation.
/stolen joke
I am the alpha and the Omega the beginning and the end. I clogged your toilet with 500 cigarettes.
…and left an upper decker.
Wow look at how much he photoshopped his jawline lol
As much as I love these quippy jokes at their expense, I feel that our reliance on humor allows for ambiguity. The only appropriate response to anyone saying they’re an alpha male is, “that’s really fucking stupid.”
They don’t respond to being called stupid.
Being called weird though. Taps forehead
There is a reason we stopped doing that. >!It was working!<
“Do you’re the leader of a bunch of unrelated, stressed out, social predatory animals that have been removed from their natural environment and social groups and forced together for the entertainment of humans?”
Now that you put it that way, we kind of are unrelated, stressed out, social, predatory animals that have been removed from our natural environment.
Not sure about the rest of it & sexism doesn’t fix any of this.Not saying that it justifies anything, but it does explain things…
Hey gurl, you like Star Citizen? Because I’ve been in development for a long time and I still don’t work.
Unsecured is the right word.
Youre alpha? Cool.
I’m a sigma ligma omega deltoid.
What’s your star sign?
I once lived with a self-defined alpha.
He was a giant baby.


My god its him.
What color is ur bergaw’ee?
Now do alpha testers
Even if alpha wolves were a real thing calling yourself an alpha then basically means that you’re a coward who will only nip at the heels of an enemy when you are absolutely sure you have vastly overwhelming numbers and can wear your enemy down over time, because you sure as shit can’t take them down one on one. TL;DR everyone calling themselves an alpha is a weakling.








