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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Girl, ain't you hungry?

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Girl, ain't you hungry?

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.

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      Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.

      Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.

      A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.

      But then the beauty comes in, it’s free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while maintaining contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.

      All around good strat. Will corndog again.

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        I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.

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          Critical.

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        Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.

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          I’m trying to share it with the world

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        For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it

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          would you even want someone for whom it fails? it’s a good filter in that way

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          I’m saying, at the very least, it’s a cheap laugh

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      At least you can peel off the corn dog husk and still eat it without getting floor in your mouth

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      You know what? Uncorns your dog

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