No no, this makes sense. The world’s opinion of us is already as low as it can possibly get, this can only help. Not likely but how much worse could it get?
Ngl, I would love a trip to Europe. I’m not the biggest fan of ranch but I’d put ranch on every damn thing they want. Europeans would be side eyeing me like mad. Wouldn’t care. Got free trip.
But do you need extra dressing when the whole kitchen staff have already hocked up their chunkiest loogies to hold up their end of the cultural exchange?
I don’t know how ranch tastes, but i always read “rank”.
Like Holland sauce
You mean Hollandaise sauce or mayonaise?! 😄
Half of each
It’s just buttermilk with some herbs. It mostly tastes like buttermilk.
So like a creamy butter sauce.
Hidden valley adds so much extra s*** that it’s undetectable underneath it all, which is a big reason why people tend to say they don’t like ranch. They specifically don’t like hidden valley buttermilk dressing, but normal ass ranch dressing is typically fine.
Thanks for that!
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I’ve been to a few places in Europe where I know that if I brought in ranch and put it on the food, I’d be killed.
Eh, they don’t even have guns over there, how dangerous can they be?
Knives. A lot of knives in any kitchen.
We came up with the name thinking of Rash and Rance.
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
I want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
I mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.
Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
Yo this is how you start WWIII
Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It’s fine as long as they livestream it
I think this is the most American thing I’ve ever read.
They keep inventing new forms of terrorism
What’s that “Ranch”? Just the usual mix of fat and sugar to drown any food and its taste with, good American style?
Seeing the title photo of the article, I hope they will be put behind bars for capital culinary crimes.
Free food, traveling across Europe, and all the ranch I can eat? Sign me the fuck up
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This is more than a job — it’s a cultural exchange powered by an incredibly versatile flavor
Good luck with that, don’t die.
