Da Cap’n@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoIran includes American tech giants on list of new targetsgizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square145fedilinkarrow-up1800arrow-down17 cross-posted to: world@lemmy.world
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minus-squareBrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up151·4 days agoOh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or… guys, help me here.
minus-squareworkerONE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·4 days agoX should not be on the list to target!
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·4 days agoPlease not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoAre we bidding on this offer? How we doing this?
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoThe death prediction market!
minus-squarePatrikvo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·4 days agoQuick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agoBut which ones, there are so many. They need to know exactly which ones to avoid!
minus-squareyyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoNot OpenAI, please! Do not attack the servers! Save the ram first!
Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or… guys, help me here.
X should not be on the list to target!
Please not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?
Are we bidding on this offer? How we doing this?
The death prediction market!
X marks the spot!
Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!
But which ones, there are so many. They need to know exactly which ones to avoid!
Not OpenAI, please! Do not attack the servers! Save the ram first!