MAGIKCARP!!!
Magikarp used SPLASH!
that’s magikal
As an Alaskan I take offense to this.
That’s a sturgeon.
That’s his problem right there
Beware the Fish.

Alternate dimension Weird Al
Also works for “virgin”.
That’s not salmon.
Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I’m no fishologist
Definitely a sturgeon can’t really tell what type but we can assume it is from the unintended states sw we can call it the U.S. Sturgeon General.
Could also be a ctardiologist. But I’m no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.
More like a carpiologist, amirite?
You motherf-
It’s best left to the fishisticians to figure out
Yeah, this whole post seems fishy.

Brought home dinner!
This is no lower 48 Roadkill Cafe, “you kill it, we grill it.” This is a whole different set of cooking skills
Potential caviar for the cost of labor only?
Id be mad as hell too how tf does a fish hit a car is the fish jumping over a bridge???
Appears this may be a white sturgeon, which can grow to 20ft long, 1000 pounds. Apparently they can leap about 10 foot out of the water, so yeah I guess this smaller one must of busted a move (a people mover that is)
Salmon jump quite far, I can only imagine the king salmon can leap kilometers
I think it’s crazy how it got stuck onto the car
Some people think king salmon are a different species but really they were just crowned king of salmon because they can jump the farthest.
Reminds me of the bridge level of Super Mario Bros.
That fish is too stiff to have been recently alive.
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The Simpsons really have done everything!
what word is censored out

The n word, doing a reverse image search you can find the meme with a crappier censor. Can’t find an uncensored version anywhere
That’s not a real fish, it’s a model/statue. There’s a loop at the tail end, and there’s no way it would be sticking straight up if it were real. It would be limp,
It would be limp
Ummm, it’s frozen, duhh
Maybe it’s frozen. It is Alaska. And the loop is just trash from the sea it got stuck on.











