Bio Memetic Gel.
Come to Quark’s
Quarks is fun
Come right now
Don’t walk, RUN!
Happy Meal toys are usually franchise tie-ins with popular kids movies and other media, right? (I haven’t actually seen a Happy Meal since the turn of the millennium so idk).
Are there any series that show in-universe media? I feel like the closest thing is maybe that drug-game from STNG (s5e6).
“The Game” ring-toss play set!
You just lost.
Self sealing stem bolts
One of those miniature singing mark 1 EMHs!
A Vulcan toy with “realistic Vulcan neck pinch” tm
Or a battle damage red shirt that same month
The best Happy Meal toy: Little transformers that change into the food
Ferengi bobble head dolls.
that moan when you rub their lobes
Eeeyahhh!
LOL!
Bobble Headed Picard
The flute from The Inner Light.
But does it come with a lifetime of experience?
It comes with the experience of a lifetime
Love the platitudes Boimler gets from Ki-ty-ha.
No, just the vague sense of a lifetime of trauma.
I’ll take it.
Five hundred cigarettes.
Yes I know it’s from a different show, relax for the sake of comedy. It’s fine. Nothing matters. :)
That different show is more Star Trek than several Star Trek shows.
A small cup of yellowish clear jello putty
A plush Moopsy!!!
Tribble Hacky Sack
What do you mean “if”? Where did you think Picard got his collection of little starships?
Borg gacha-style figurines including Hugh, Locutus, Queen, and Seven of Nine. Gotta assimilate them all.
Gotta assimilate them all.
Before they assimilate you.
We… are… lovin’ it.
