Pretty accurate tbh
Yes, we do have names like “Kate Wood” and BC bud is the shit. Maple syrup is more of an east coast thing, but we do enjoy it on our breakfast foods out west, and you can find maple flavoured anything at the store. We are definitely not America and never will be.
I don’t eat that fake maple syrup. I can’t tolerate the taste. But I need to stock up on some ketchup chips at some point.
You also cheat at curling, don’t forget that one!
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Please, Canada has apologized for Brian Adams several times…
I dunno’, I hear disturbing news from Alberta sometimes, and that whole trucker protest thing was pretty American…
While Canada will likely always be better than the US, don’t be the frog in boiling water.
Inshallah America will be Canada
We are definitely not America and never will be.
In fact, could you do the opposite and annex Minnesota? Please?
- sincerely, a Minnesotan
All of the north-eastern states would also like to be considered for annexation - even New Hampshire seems to be catching on.
Sincerely, a Masshole.
If the US fell apart, I feel like the northeastern states would inevitably just coalesce into “Newer England” since they’re so ideologically and economically linked.
Considering we were first colonized by Englishmen looking to escape England, and then took in a TON of Irish when the English were starving and oppressing them, perhaps we should call ourselves New Ireland instead - as one last jab at the English! LOL
Nah, you guys should form your own country though. We’d prefer to not adopt your MAGAs and even your left (American left) wing is concerning
Fair, I wouldn’t want us either
“BC bud”, is that how Canadians call their friend from British Columbia?
Its talking about weed
I’m not your buddy, friend
I’m not your friend, guy!
He’s not your guy, pal!
As a Canadian, personally, I think English cream tastes much better than syrup. I tried English cream once and I gotta make some myself because it’s to die for
no mention of poutine
Poutine is Québécoise.
the real drug
Now I’m craving some maple syrup poutine.
🤔… Fairly accurate.
Hockey, eh?
(Sorry to bring that up.)
That aboot covers it
Don’t listen to Kate, she’s a marijuana extremist and is wanted for crimes against maple syrup.
Canada exports weed?
Gotta keep that sweet sweet maple for domestic use.
This is pretty offensive to America’s hat, and almost their 51st state before the orange turd decided to start bullying Greenland. I recommend you apologize now, eh.
Oui, bien-sûr.
She should have a prosthetic arm to represent Canada’s contribution to space(orbit) exploration. /s
Prosthetic leg. C’mon, it’s right there!
Try not to judge us too hard for this. We kicked Kate out for a reason (lighting up a fat joint in an elementary school classroom isn’t cool here). She’s got the rest right on, though.
Yeah, the teachers always made sure to put out the joints before going back to class at my school. I still say that telling all the students there was a pet skunk in the teachers lounge that we weren’t allowed to see was cruel and unnecessary though.
