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minus-squareshittydwarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down18·2 months agoGod forbid people get boners!?
minus-squaremushroommunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down1·2 months agoGod forbid people know what they’re consuming in case it interferes with other things like their daily meds!
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoGod forbid a person gets a boner lasting over four hours and has to visit the emergency room.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·2 months agoGod forbid I have to be the guy in the emergency room who helps them deboner
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoGod forbid they buy a deboner and have to go to the ER for an unrelated issue.
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoGod forbid manufacturers design deboners with a flared base. No, really. God forbid it.
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoGod forbid they cant get the unflared deboner out and they have to do a radical prostectomy to fish the damn thing out
God forbid people get boners!?
God forbid people know what they’re consuming in case it interferes with other things like their daily meds!
God forbid a person gets a boner lasting over four hours and has to visit the emergency room.
God forbid I have to be the guy in the emergency room who helps them deboner
God forbid they buy a deboner and have to go to the ER for an unrelated issue.
God forbid manufacturers design deboners with a flared base. No, really. God forbid it.
God forbid they cant get the unflared deboner out and they have to do a radical prostectomy to fish the damn thing out