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Baconmaster@hilariouschaos.comM to otherworldly @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months ago

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Baconmaster@hilariouschaos.comM to otherworldly @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Buy 2. Then pay them to get into a fight.

    • Eh-I@lemmy.world
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      I thought have the second dress as a sexy nurse, then another as a sexy cop. Then I realized I just ordering strippers for my own funeral.

      • Baconmaster@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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        Doing that would mess up the aesthetic

        • Eh-I@lemmy.world
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          Sorry! Can’t hear you! The DJ I hired is here! And I’m dead! 🎉🎉⚰️⚰️🎉🎉

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            You joke but I’ve told all my friends that’s what I want. Send me off with a bang. Have some fun. Pop a keg or two

            • Baconmaster@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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              This is what we do in this community folks. We inspire people and help make dreams come true.

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    • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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      Real madlad. 😂

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    Fairy certain everyone will assume it is an affair / secret lover. What you need is two guys in suits to open the casket right before it’s lowered stab the corpse with a sword then announce “The thirteenth hour is at hand” then leave.

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    Ah man, this wouldn’t work for me. I love the idea though.

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