violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17日前i'll never faillemmy.todayimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1306arrow-down144
arrow-up1262arrow-down1imagei'll never faillemmy.todayviolet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17日前message-square41fedilink
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16日前Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2. Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it’s your kink.
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16日前Because we’re in a cost of living crisis and some things have to be sacrificed to survive, so smaller tongue pieces up the ass, I’m trying to help you spend less while getting off more.
Buy two tongues, obviously!
in this economy?!!
Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2.
Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it’s your kink.
why would I reduce the size??
Because we’re in a cost of living crisis and some things have to be sacrificed to survive, so smaller tongue pieces up the ass, I’m trying to help you spend less while getting off more.