Can you post one about feet?
Congratulations @violet08@lemmy.today this is the first one that got me to say “Eww”
Fun fact, stinky armpits are caused by bacterial growth throughout the day in your armpits. They fart arm pit stink. You can immediately turn off the stink by rubbing down your armpits with alcohol. This is not something you should ever do regularly.
I am starting to guess it’s you posting within seconds. I’ll bestow you a tag, but honestly I don’t even think I need it lol.
hell yeah this is peak
uh also when i started hrt i noticed i smelled a lot different, and it varies a little based on how long its been since application. in your experience does sex hormone fluctuation like actually have a noticeable effect on this too or not really? personally i’ve never really payed attention hehe
I have so many unanswered questions I’m too ticklish to ever find out.
cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.
it’s about like that.
You can buy tongue from a butcher…
if I use that, what will I stuff in my ass?
Buy two tongues, obviously!
in this economy?!!
Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2.
Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it’s your kink.
why would I reduce the size??
I’m not sure my butcher offers such favours.
Well, you got a shit butcher.
That’s a fetish too.
Am I the only one whom encountered antiperspirant/deodorant when trying this and put it on the “whelp – not doing that again” list?
yeah, it tastes awful
the armpits have to be au naturel
You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.
Oh, it’s you again.
You appear to have gotten one of my cats two remaining brain cells…
Thanks, I hate it!
My armpits are machines that turn clean mouth into a mouth full of hairs.
