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minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agolol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agolol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agothat was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoi think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoyeah, it was all baggy on the girl i dated. and it smelled funny, but that could have just been her lol
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agooh gods she wasn’t from upwind by the plant was she
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 days agoEveryone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoBut, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThat depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
if the magic underwear fits…
i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit
yeah, it was all baggy on the girl i dated. and it smelled funny, but that could have just been her lol
oh gods she wasn’t from upwind by the plant was she
worse…salt lake city!
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
sadly, lazy socks and lazy time