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minus-squarebamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·4 days agoToo many wolves? Believe it or not, release more wolves.
minus-squareJaderick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·4 days agoSo true. IIRC about 40% of Yellowstone wolf mortalities are from other wolves in territorial disputes (stat either from the books „The Killing of Wolf Number 10“ or „Wolf Nation”). Releasing more wolves is a possible solution to too many wolves.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days ago Wolf Nation Or as it’s known amongst fans of teen bestiality: Team Jacob
minus-squarebamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoExactly what I was thinking of.
minus-squaremiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 days agoToo much gun violence, release wolves with guns.
minus-squarehank_the_tank66@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoWolves with laser beams attached to their heads!
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoI only got ill-tempered sea bass. No wolves with frickin lasers.
Too many wolves? Believe it or not, release more wolves.
So true. IIRC about 40% of Yellowstone wolf mortalities are from other wolves in territorial disputes (stat either from the books „The Killing of Wolf Number 10“ or „Wolf Nation”).
Releasing more wolves is a possible solution to too many wolves.
Or as it’s known amongst fans of teen bestiality: Team Jacob
Exactly what I was thinking of.
Too much gun violence, release wolves with guns.
Wolves with laser beams attached to their heads!
Frickin lasers.
I only got ill-tempered sea bass. No wolves with frickin lasers.
Release Omega level Wolfs