Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1716arrow-down114
arrow-up1702arrow-down1imageGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksWizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoThird - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.