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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

Betrayal

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Betrayal

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 个月前
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  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Every bread is a sad story of a wheat that failed to become a beer

    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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      Make your beer from barley like a normal person.

      • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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        Nah. wheat beer is fucking awesome.

        • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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          Wheat beer is ok. I’d just argue that ale is much better.

      • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I’m making beer from plum and made rakija instead oops :3

        • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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          Plum wine, surely? Rakija needs to be distilled.

          • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Well now I know where my problem was

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      10 个月前

      This is poetry

    • serpineslair@lemmy.world
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      I’m saving this…

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    Who the hell takes tomatoes off of burgers??

    I go out of my way to put them on sandwiches!!

    • Higgs boson@dubvee.org
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      A poor quality tomato can be worse than no tomato.

      • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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        Agreed, but you shouldn’t be getting sad soggy tomatoes when you order food out.

        Then again I tend to make my own meals. (Due largely in part to price increases)

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        But a poor quality tomato with ketchup on top could be an improvement.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          A friend of mine who worked at a sandwich shop introduced me to spike. I normally want my tomatoes cooked, but seasoned with spike is pretty good too

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      Personally I quite like the flavor of tomato but have a texture thing with fresh ones. It’s honestly kind of annoying; they look good, smell good, and I like them in sauces and things like that, but if I try to eat one as is it straight up makes me gag.

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        I’m like that with raw onions. I enjoy cooked onions, but fresh raw white onions make me gag.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          I want to try one of those yellow biting onions

    • vodka@lemm.ee
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      I do!

      But thats because I’m (mildly) allergic to raw tomato, doesn’t have anything to do with it’s taste.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    When i was in Barcelona i got tired of the lack of vegetables everywhere and asked if they had any at a place that served jamon and cheese sandwiches. The lady said she had tomatoes, so yes please add that. I watch in amazement as she rubs a tomatoe half on the bread and throws it in the trash. So i just got some not even noticeable juice in the sandwich. What the hell is up with that?

    Also, ketchup is trash

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      Ketchup is god’s condiment

      • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Z tier god maybe

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    wait, you put ketchup in your tomato?

    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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      Sometimes I use the tomato as a plate for ketchup so I can dip my fries.

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      i think the “in” was referring to the burger

    • hark@lemmy.world
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      I inject the tomato with the ketchup syringe to boost the tomatoness.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    I like the flavor of vinegar. That’s why I put on mayo, mustard…

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    porque no los dos?

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