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How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

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How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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Think of countries in the UK

And M4 is a highway, not a tank
- RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  Ah, thanks.

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