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minus-squareDJDarren@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up197arrow-down2·1 年前As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up89arrow-down2·1 年前And echidnas. I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 年前Just be sure you don’t mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.
minus-squarePlantDadManGuy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.
minus-squareDJDarren@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 年前DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
minus-squareMinarble@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 年前It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market. Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 年前I wonder how they’d be for pets. I realize I shouldn’t. but. I kinda want one. They’re cute. (again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
minus-squaresigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 年前The human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前Hell, we’ll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
minus-squaresigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前They’re all cute to someone. (Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down2·1 年前It can make it’s own breakfast
minus-squareHubertManne@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 年前yes but what about second breakfast
minus-squareitsnotits@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·1 年前 make its* own breakfast
minus-squareZink@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!
As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
And echidnas.
I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.
Just be sure you don’t mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.
the new coke v pepsi
Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.
Just like normal humans, then?
Dark.
Also. Where can I try some?
DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
Wait…. People farm the weirdos?
It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
I wonder how they’d be for pets.
I realize I shouldn’t.
but. I kinda want one. They’re cute.
(again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
The human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
Hell, we’ll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
They’re all cute to someone.
(Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
Er…no… Not me…
It can make it’s own breakfast
yes but what about second breakfast
A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!