I was thinking it was actually quite reasonable, until I realized the emoji isn’t part of the banner he was talking about.
Edit: hey, I’m just sayin’!
Yeah dude. What you’re saying is why people are mad at you.
I’m not convinced some people possess theory-of-mind.
Depends on the situation though, if you’re hard to replace at you current position the banner might scare your manager and get you a raise
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nursing is in demand, im sure you wont have trouble finding jobs.
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I’m upset but not because of a LinkedIn banner
The thought termination at the end, ugh…
It’s not about a banner, the subject is a person and there is a predicate to a direct object. The post is about people who do something, not about the thing they do.
Bro, I just want to show up in the search queries. It probably won’t ultimately get me a job I want, so there is that, but cast a wide net. Get those bots working.
Ideally you have a network of friends that work at great places which are hiring. If that is the case, congrats. For everyone else, be proud to be open to work.
The whole “open to work” thing started during the pandemic, when everyone was supposed to be staying at home. It was how chuds signaled to each other that they didnt care about the lives of others, that the economy was more important than people dying. The fact that anyone is still using these banners is just… weird.
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Im just gonna use the puke banner now
I’m way ahead of you, I quit LinkedIn 2 years ago. What a cesspool.
What does deep-throating Shrek have to do with employment?
Fiona’s been deep-throating Shrek and raising them kids for years now, and she hasn’t received a dime. Just a few earwax candles and roasted slug loaf every night. Hope it’s worth it.
Hey $20 is $20
A job is a job
People who are hiring the best are hunters…
In my experience people who are hiring are often greatly confused about all things related to hiring. Hunters is not the word I would use.
They also seem to be clueless about the roles they’re hiring for. I’ve been contacted by many recruiters who can’t even answer the simple question what role they’re trying to fill or in which company.
Many recruiters are reluctant to answer which company because, if you knew, you might circumvent them and apply directly.
I’ve found it’s easy to do this anyway because the tricks they use to obfuscate the job description tend to be predictable. The original job posting can usually be found within a minute. That’s also without using AI search tools, which might be faster.
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Also, where did I claim to be the best? Why do I even want to be the best?
Why do I even want to be the best?
Like no-one ever was? To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause…
Why the fuck would anyone want to travel across the land, searching far and wide?
Right? Like to teach Pokemon to understand the power that’s inside or something?
POKÉMON!
Capitalism breeds psychopathy, vol. 12
Excellent summary.
Mf is acting like whether or not you have a job isn’t life and death for the majority of people. That’s why people were upset with him — not because of an avatar but because their existence depends on their ability to find a job.
I really wish these assholes would give up on this “survival of the fittest” bullshit, that’s not how society works. Motherfuckers heard the description of massive timescale evolution and thought, “omg that’s so me!”
We have literally developed the means to completely bypass the struggles of our ancient ancestors and dominate the earth and this guy is talking about the efficacy of hunting versus gathering as though it has any applicability to modern life, and then he gets butthurt about being called out? I’d call him a tool but I don’t want to overstate his usefulness.
