You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
Whatever the brown note is.
I feel like that would just sound like a fart
It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.
True enough
Fog horn
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
Forklift backing up
something only dogs can hear!!!
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.
I choose farts of course.
Car tires screeching to a stop
PSX boot sound
BWEUmm… BweAUUUUMMM
The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”
Cats fighting
Lol
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”
