I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Eckhart Tolle. I personally think he has a neurological disorder but he’d make life better.
I’m votin’ fer yours truly. I’d make a kick-ass pope. 😤
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and vote for you.
I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he’s atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he’s willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
Weird Al
Joe Biden
Pope Malarky
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
Can’t
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Dang I might have to change my vote
I’d vote for him
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
Screw it, I’ll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.
The pope elections always last long cause every man always votes for himself. Just like the pirate king of brethren court
Donald Glover
I don’t know much about him, but he’s always seemed super cool. I’m down with a cool pope.
He didn’t get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.
Resurrected harambe
Robert Smith of the Cure.
that’d be badass.
+1
Well he did defeat Mecha Streisand.
I think we should reelect Francis.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something that’s already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
No no no. You aren’t allowed to elect dead popes, just prosecute them.
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
Pope Ringo George
