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Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago

Satire, I think

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Satire, I think

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Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago
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  • EisFrei@lemmy.world
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    Pooping?

    Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.

      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…

  • Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me” - oops! wrong dipshit

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    Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.

  • Ultraviolet@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world
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    He looks like a drunk

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      Oddly enough he never was a drinker.

      • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.worldOP
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        Neither was Hitler

  • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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    Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr

    • 4grams@awful.systems
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      Married couples often start looking alike over time.

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    Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president

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      He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.

      Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!

      • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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        Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?

        • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          Nah, just regular hell with the rest of us

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    I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope

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    Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.

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    I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.

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      Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.

      • hOrni@lemmy.world
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        Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.

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          Well, from what I know, a lot of his propaganda involves religion, and doing that could very well affect his image.

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    In practice he would have to be celibate.

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      Another established norm to break?

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    It’s poping time

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    " In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".

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      He could tariff all the other religions!

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    … Does the Pope golf in the woods?

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