It’s real, they did an article about him. This was supposed to be a soft piece to make him more human. ha ha.
Lol, it’s reelz
Practicing his mime skills while surfing. It’s called multitasking. 😉
marcel marsoulli
Zuckerberg surfs every morning right before he indulges in his complicated work algorithms, reports the New York Post. Now obviously being an IT giant comes with a casket full of responsibilities
Dressing up as a thicc Geosha Surfer every morning helps Zuck deal with his daily casket of problems.
complicated work algorithms
Pour more billions into VR!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS IT HAS TO PAY OFF1!1!!
Hey i like vr, I think it’s neat that we had a billionaire pour liquid money on it and make a shit ton of r&d, even if it still hasn’t become a breakthrough killer platform.
I think it shows spine… Or something.
I like VR too! But all those billions aren’t going into R&D, they are going into their shitty “metaverse” & exclusivity deals for VR content providers. Meta is just trying to capture the VR market before it properly gets going, so they have a revenue stream like Google & Apple.
That’s very bad for the future of VR. If they succeed, it will massively dampen the market of possible ventures, and will ensure one of the worst companies on the planet gets even more personal information from everyone.
Zuck has been nothing but terrible for the state of VR. Oculus was doing fine before Facebook bought them, and since then all they’ve contributed is trying to fragment the ecosystem.
Nah the Quest 3 (and I’d argue still the 2) is easily the best headset on the market right now.
Nothing else comes close to the features, quality, and most importantly the price.
You can hate meta and Facebook and the zucc all you want but they are doing legitimate really really cool things with VR
Whatever dude. They’re complicated. You couldn’t understand.
he puts on a new human synthetic mask on his android chassis everyday you mean
Why is he wearing shoes on his hands?
Essentially Sports is a made for advertising SEO gamer site. They don’t produce any significant content.
He really went hard on the sunblocker because everyone knows that lizards love the sun.
He thought it would make an insellable picture. He was wrong. He’s gone the Madonna route, and wears the same clothes when he’s not wanting to be photographed.
This guy is ridiculous, but most people use less sunblock than recommended and mineral sunblock, while it leaves a white residue, is probably the safest considering it doesn’t get absorbed into your body.
“Iconic” :|
What a nauseatingly puffpiece-y puff piece
“In 2022, the Eye of Sauron opened up about the reasons he surfs every morning.”
If he’s the Eye, who’s the Mouth? Musk?
Instead of Gandalf the grey there’s Bernie the Blue
Wow. Surprisingly caked.
I heard for night routine but day???
Rare photo indeed. He’s usually better at staying secluded after molting
This is ridiculous. Lizard people don’t molt.
Isn’t this the famous Patterson footage of Bigfoot?
What a ghoul
Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.
