I think she’s a keeper
I think you should keep her away from a kitchen
How was it?
Managed to choke it down with a healthy dollop of chili sauce :>
This was not an act of love, but rather the exact opposite
Crime against humanity
Besides the look I doubt you can boil bacon to the point of it tasting bad. Now I gotta test that theory.
Boiled bacon is a thing in Japan. I have to hunt and pay out the ass to find streaky bacon that will crisp up, particularly that is also smoked.
The boiled one tastes OK in things, but I have zero desire to ever eat it on its own.
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I’ll be hung until dead promptly in the A.M.
… and then you’ll be boiled. For breakfast.
Yeah 🙃 Keep’er far away from the kitchen.
Frying both the egg and bacon would probably use much less energy and be 100 times more tasty than whatever this is… If I have to boil bacon, I might as well not eat it at all… 😅
If I have to boil bacon, I might as well not eat it at all… 😅
This gave me a sudden flash of Uncle Roger. If you boil bacon, bacon is fuckt up. Aya!
Hmm, good old weaponized incompetence
Lmao that’s so real, I think she boiled the bacon out of spite.
I swear I saw the bacon move.
I’m sorry for your loss.
May it find flavor in the afterlife🙏
What crime did she commit against the Bacon?
I’m washing the pot now. It was boiled in the same pot water as the eggs. Saves electricity
I just fry my eggs in the bacon grease, same energy, probably not as healthy but it doesn’t look like a crime scene either.
Possibly less. Boiling a pot of water takes quite a lot of energy
You’re saving 2c and wasting bacon… If you want to boil everything maybe pick foods that aren’t depressing when boiled.
this whole mountain is pure snow
Are you certain she likes you?
She shouldn’t have
But really…
A pig died so that she could boil a part of it into shoe leather. Then you had to eat it. The things we do for sex…
“May your bacon always be boiled.” is certainly a worthwhile curse.
